I love this bar

The Baby is here.

2006-04-20T21:41:00.000-07:00

We had the baby on Tuesday night at 9:27 pm. She weighed 8lbs 4oz. She is the cutest little baby I have ever seen. She had alot of hair, i think that is longer than mine already. We named her Addison Grace Sutzer. Go Cubs! Tomcat had there baby the same night but ours is cuter. I will send shoo pictures soon so he can put them up.

The Countdown has begun

2006-04-01T12:14:00.000-08:00

The baby could come any minute now, I am so excited, everything my phone rings I think it is Cynthia telling me to pick her up and head to the hospital. She is so spoiled already. She has 45 outfits that she will grow out of in 6 months. Good new is she has 5 different little pink CUB outfits. I cant wait to take her to Wrigley. She is going to have me wrapped around her finger I am sure. I will let everyone know and send Shoo a picture to post since I don't know how. See Ya.

Life is boring lately

2006-03-03T13:06:00.000-08:00

I have been pretty bored without a job lately. Ihave been picking up shifts at the Hilton but that has been about it. Ready for golf, baseball season. Cant wait. I start class Thursday to become a realtor. Hope that works out good. 7 week until the baby comes, I think that we are going to name her Addison. I did lamaze class last weekend, fun, fun, fun. Cant wait for summer!

It has been awhile

2006-01-06T09:47:00.000-08:00

I have not been keeping up very well with the Blogging. The holidays were busy. Lots of bartending. The kid will be here soon. We are still trying to figure out names. I like Addison, of course that is the street that Wrigley is on. Madeline and Issabella are also on the list. What do you guys think? Give me some input. Go Illini, kick as game last night. I am ready for cocktails tonight. Brown's will be in the cards tonight, hopefully it will be busy.

JOIN ME FOR THE GREAT AMERICAN SMOKE-ATHON

2005-12-13T07:02:00.000-08:00

This smoking ban is bullshit. I am sick of there polls saying that 65% of Springfield supports it. I can go poll 400 people and find the opposite figures. This weekend we need to all go out and smoke, smoke , smoke. I am not going to let the man bring me down. I bet Davlin smoke when he is drunk. Which is a lot of the time. Bruce Strom can also kiss my A**. Tom Sellinger know what is going on and made good ammendments. It sucks that politicians cant stand by there beliefs because they fear the repercussions of losing there elections. So lets all enjoy are cigarettes this weekend.

ITS A GIRL , ITS A GIRL

2005-12-09T10:36:00.000-08:00

So went to the Doc and Tuesday and found out I am having a girl. I had my hopes up for a boy but I will just as happy with a girl. The doc took forever to tell us the sex, I think she showed us every single body part before she went what counts. Between the legs. I did not get to do my touchdown dance that I had wanted to do but maybe I will do it when I wake up from passing out during the birth. I am not so sure about watching that. I know I have too but It kind of creeps me out. Busy weekend, Hilton tonight, Day job tomorrow then Christmas party in Spfld cocktail party Decatur then Browns for Farrah's party. Party, Party, Party. Sunday they Bears are going to kick the shit out of the Steelers and then more Christmas parties. Woo Hoo

Everyday cant be Christmas

2005-12-02T08:59:00.000-08:00

Life sure is funny sometimes. I have a free weekend from bartending. Bachelor party tonight. I sure do hate strippers. I hope there is none there. Day job tomorrow then chores on Sunday. Ahh the joy of home ownership. I get to clean out the gutter and put up christmas lights. I am back on the job hunt trail again. Hopefully to find something I enjoy, if there is such a thing. Tuesday is the day the Doc tells me that I am having a baby boy so I can do a touchdown dance in his office. I think I am getting a lump of coal for Christmas because I have been a bad boy. At least there is still Hanakuh.

Black Friday could be the dumbest day ever

2005-11-26T13:05:00.000-08:00

Sorry for anyone who enjoys to shop the day after Thanksgiving but they are retarded. My day for work started at Best Buy at 4:30 A.M.. Line around the building. I could not sleep the night before and got to bed about 1. So I was exhausted most of the day. Got done about 6 P.M. and tried to take a nap before bartending. Of course I could not sleep again. So I just showered and off to the hilton. THe night started off slow but got busy at about midnight. 1 a.m. the rush came and by 1:30 we had to shut the door off so we could catch up a little bit. It sucked but once you count your tips it makes things all better. Got to bed about 5 A.M. after being up for 25 hours. Same thing tonight but I am sure it will be busier. 56 Hope Road brings in good crowds. Come up and see me tonight. See Ya

Sexiest bartending Duo in Town

2005-11-21T06:50:00.000-08:00

There has been alot of stuff blogged lately about the Sexiest Bartending duo in Springfield. I think all of these blogs are bias. You know that the true sexiest bartending duo in Springfield has got to be Myself and Brad from the top of the Hilton. Saturday night the girls were tipping us with there panties. We have bouncers just to fight the girls off from coming behind the bar. It is like a double dose of Cocktail when we are back there. We can also drink the supposed Sexiest bartenders in town under the table. Ed and Shoo would hover in the corner and cry on a busy night up there. They would be asking Martini? What is that? They just cant hang with us.

I just want to go to sleep

2005-11-15T08:15:00.000-08:00

This weather sure does suck. It is only good for one thing, and that is alot of sleep. My new crib is finally unpacked and it looks like a home. Now I just need more furniture. If someone wants to come over and cleen the leaves out of my gutter I would give them 2 Budweisers and a Snickers bar. What a deal, I would be all over that if I was you. I found a good blog with hot chicks and movie reviews. It is chubbyray.com. It's Ray Lytle's blog. They old host of the Wqlz morning show. He has alot of good stuff on there. I would check it out.

I AM BACK

2005-11-14T09:27:00.000-08:00

I AM BACK AFTER MY BLOG ABSENCE. THINGS HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY WITH WORK AND THE NEW HOUSE. I GOT ENGAGED THIS WEEKEND, THAT IS SOMETHING NEW IN MY LIFE. THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY IN SUTZER LAND. THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOING TO KICK MY ASS BETWEEN SPRINT AND THE TOP OF THE HILTON IT I GOING TO BE BUSY. I AM NOT COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE PICTURES ON MY BLOG AND I PROBABLY WOULD NOT FIGURE IT OUT ANYWAY. I CANT EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT OTHER PEOPLE LINKS ON MINE. GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!!

2 HOURS OF SLEEP IS NOT ENOUGH

2005-10-24T13:06:00.000-07:00

Man I am tired, I worked at the bar last night and did not get out of there until 4am. I think I just hit the wall. I need a nap. I hate drunk people who think it is fun to order all of the different Martini's on the list. Fuck them. No grown man should ever order a Purple Cosmo or South beach martini. Fags!! Drink Bud Light or Jager like a real man. Time for a nap, Good Night!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END OF AN ERA, THE BEGINING OF ANOTHER

2005-10-13T12:40:00.000-07:00

Well kids, it is an end to one Era of my life and the begining of another. In 2 weeks the stabin cabin above Brown's will be retired. The best apt downton is going to be open. I have lived there for almost 5 years and I sure am going to miss her. CIndy and I have bought a house over on Governor street a couple of blocks from the park. It is also only a couple of blocks from the Shamrock which I am sure I will start to frequent soon. For those of you who do not know Cindy is pregnant and I will hopefully be having a baby boy in April. It had better be a boy! So that will start the new chapter in my life. No more living above my favorite bar. I am very excited about the house and the kid. I cant wait. Any one who likes to cary heavy furniture down stairs please give me a call and can put you to work. I would put a picture of the baby but I dont know how to do that and he just looks like a Peanut right now. We will find out the sex on Dec 6. I already told her if it is a boy I am going to do a touchdown celebration dance in the doctors office so be prepared to be embaressed. Well that is all that is new in my life, not much right. :)

Irish Car Bombs, where did my FRiday go?????????

2005-10-11T13:18:00.000-07:00

So Friday night kind of went like this. Paulener, jager bomb, Paulener, Paulener, jager, CAR BOMB, CAR BOMB, Paulener, Car Bomb, Corona, Car Bomb, Corona. Stumble Stumble all of the way home. Wow those things mess you up. I woke up Saturday morning on the couch and could not find my phone so I was freaking because I have 200 phone numbers in there and I know about 10 by heart. That thing is my work lifeline. I searched everywhere. I went and picked up The Cindy and so I could call my phone and it was behind the couch. Lord knows how it got back there because I remember drunk dialing when I got home. My crazy friend Shady is coming to town this Friday so it will probably be a repeat just with Patron instead of car bombs.

Where did the weekend go?

2005-10-03T09:42:00.000-07:00

Man this weekend went by fast, I think I spent about 2 hours at home this weekend that I was not sleeping. Playing a golf outing on Saturday and apparently I drank to much since I went to bed at 8:30 on a Saturday night. It felt great to sleep that much, especially after my 18 hour work day on Friday. The money at the hitlon is great but those late night shifts kill me. The stabin cabin is getting retired at the end of this month. The Cindy and I bought a house together. I sure am going to miss my apt downtown. Now I have to drive to the bar. It is very convenient to just walk downstairs. I should just keep it for a pass out palace. IF ANY ONE LIKES CATS I NEED TO GET RID OF MY TWO CATS. THEY ARE COOL I JUST CANT KEEP THEM BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS WHO CANT COME OVER BECAUSE THEY ARE ALLERGIC TO THEM. THEY ARE BOTH SPAYED AND DECLAWED. THEY GET ALONG GOOD AND PLAY ALL OF THE TIME. ONE IS 5 OR 6 AND THE OTHER IS 3. Give me a buzz if you know anybody who would want hem.

DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK

2005-09-26T09:34:00.000-07:00

So I worked at the bar all weekend and decided to make last night my Saturday night. I went to see Kevin Pollack last night at the funny bone. He was very funny. I went to the Hilton after that to check out this band and I was very overserved. Damm them. I feel great today. Not!. I am ready for a nap. How about those Bears. They are great. Wait until next year. The Chicago motto.

ALL OF THE SINGLE PEOPLE COME SEE ME

2005-09-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

So tommorrow night starts two months of speed dating on Thursday's at the top of th Hilton. What a exciting time to bartend. Tommorrow is the 45-55 crowd. I sure hope there is some MILF'S there. This will be interesting to watch. I am sure the money will suck but oh well. The entertainment will be worth it. I will let you all know when the young people night is so you can all come up and hook up with some Dirty Leg.

When will Chicago ever have a good sports team again?

2005-09-12T14:32:00.000-07:00

The last bright spot in Chicago sport history besides the domination of the Bull's in the 90's was the super bowl shuffle bears. So it is frustrating being a die hard Chicago sports fan. I cant wait for one of these decades when the Cubs win the world series and The whole town of Chicago erupts in Celerbration, looting and violence. It will be such a grand scene. Remember when every year the Bull's won there would be riots. Think of all of the drunk cub fans celebrating. I would have to go to Chicago to witness this. I will probably be a grandfather by then. It will be another long football season of the Bears sucking. At least I have an exciting season of FIGURE SKATING to look forward too. It think that is what Sterno does when he keep talking about hockey. Watch out Brian Botano, her comes Sterno!

AM I GAY FOR WATHCING TENNIS

2005-09-08T08:10:00.000-07:00

So I got home last night from the bar and watched tennis for two hours. What a great match, Agassi VS Blake. Agassi the old man and blake the rising star. Does anyone else remember when tennis was cool and the had great characters. John Mcenroe, Ivan Lendl, Jimmy Connors, Martina Navritlova(dike) and who can forgot Chris Evert Loyd, god she was hot. They used to argue and fight with the judges. Not just two giant black chicks grunting everytime the hit the ball.

I AM BACK

2005-09-06T08:39:00.000-07:00

Vacation is over and it sure does suck to go back to work after 10 days off. I already miss vacation. At least I only have to work 3 days then I have another 3 off. This weekend was kind of boring. Bartenders for 13 hours on Saturday. Half the night at the Top of The Hilton and the later half at The bottom. I would have to say that I like the top a lot more. I went to the ethnic festival on Sunday. I am done with that. Theres is nothing ethnic about it except for a few Mexicans dancing around. The food was bad and the beer was expensive. Oh by the way, I hate serving drinks to Harley Riders! There motorcylces apparently are so expensive that they cant tip. FUckers! I volunteered at the LPGA( Lesbian professional Golf association) this weekend. There sure were a lot of lesbians out there, also a lot of hotties. Some of those chicks were smoking hot. It is pretty funny when the chick next to me is thinking the same things. Well gotta get back to work and dig out of all the emails I have to catch up on. JUST LIKE STERN SAID, RIP Gilligan..

Adulthood Here I Come

2005-08-26T08:05:00.000-07:00

Well, as of Monday I will officially be and adult. OH Boy, I cant wait. I sent something to my insurance to see if the would pay for my rascal. I don't know how I will get it up stairs to the Stabin Cabin, maybe I can keep it at Brown's. Everyone have a great weekend. I will probably not be back online until Tuesday. The Fucking Cubs better win on Monday. I will be drunk so I win either way. Chi Town, watch out because Jeff will have his party hat on. Got to Go, See Ya when I See Ya... Peace

A lot of sleep does you good.

2005-08-24T11:38:00.000-07:00

I had so much sleep yesterday that I feel like a new man. I overindulged until 4 in the morning on Monday night so I decided it was time to you use a sick day since I have not used one in 2 years. Woke up at 8 called the boss and gave him a line of shit about my throat hurting and went back to bed. Woke up again at 4 in the afternoon. It felt wonderful. Some pizza rolls and chips for supper a couple episodes of Walker Texas Ranger and Entourage and I was back in bed until 8 this morning. Man I feel great. I think you should be able to take every other day of for mental health days. 2 more days until vacation. I go back to work on a Tuesday then I work 3 days and have 3 day weekend again. Woo Hoo. I need to win the lotto so I can just golf and drink beer everyday. What a life. If I was only John Daly. I could be a fat alcoholic gambling golf pro. I have the Fat and Alcoholic down. If I was only a great golfer and had money to gamble. Someday! I guess we all need dreams.

5 More Days

2005-08-22T14:04:00.000-07:00

I cant wait, 5 more days until I have 10 days off for vacation. It is going to be great. I dont really have any plans except for going to a Cubs game next Monday. Oh yeah, I also turn 30 that day. My parents are having a party for me on Saturday if anyone is interested in free beer and food. They live out west of town. If you want to come call me. I will being seing alot of the golf course and Browns next week. I am also working at the Rail with all of the hot lesbian golfers next Thursday and Sunday. I think this is first volunteer work I have ever done. Soooo glad to be done with the fair, I was trying to enjoy myself after sweating all day on Saturday so I went to the Bud tent to sip on some cold ones and some jag off called in a bomb threat so they made me leave. Jerks! I thing happy hour is in my future tonight or tomorrow. I don'tttttt want to drink on Wednesday anymore because I have to work all day and night on Thursday and it make it a long day if I am hung over. I guess I could fix that by drinking in moderation but no one has ever told me the meaning of that.

I hate Mullets

2005-08-19T11:06:00.000-07:00

I am sick of the fair. I have spent 3 days straight out her. Down with the white trash and Newt's. It probably does not help that I went to bed at 5 this morning. I just saw a fat pregnant chick smoking. Nothing turns me on more than that. I cant wait for the beer tent to open. I need to make myself normal.

Golfing in the Rain

2005-08-15T09:08:00.000-07:00

So yesterday I had a tee time at the Rail to golf with some buddies. The rain had slowed down so we decided to give it a try. By the fourth hole it was pouring down rain and we were soaked. We decided since we were already wet that we would just keep playing. Bad decision, it reminded me of the scene from Caddy Shack. I was just waiting to get struck by lightning. The six pack of Bud Light made the back nine a little better. I got dropped of at the fair after golf to go see the Cheap Trick concert. After on corn dog and pork chop on a stick I was done. Went home and missed the concert which I heard was actually really good. My friends got to sit in the Governors seats right in front of the stage. I am sure it was WT heaven out there like it always is. I love all of the mullets and summer teeth. WHere do some of these people hide at all year long. They only come out for the fair.

GO CUBS

2005-08-11T07:20:00.000-07:00

THE CUBS ARE ONLY 19 BACK, WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

The Fair is Here

2005-08-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

I am ready for some Fair food. Corn dogs, funnel cakes, lemonade shake ups, cheese on a stick, pork chop on a stick, beer on a stick. If anyone needs free passes I should have a bunch of extra's from work. I will be out there next Wednesday through Sunday so stop by the Sprint tent and see me. We are in Happy Hollow next to some stupid homeless dog show and some other asshole that wrestles aligators. It is going to suck. I think bottles of vodka and lemonade shake ups will make things all better.

Everybody's working for the weekend!

2005-08-09T07:39:00.000-07:00

You like how I use cheesy 80's songs as title's. I think it is funny and that is all that counts. It is only Tuesday and I am ready for the weekend already. For some reason I am excited about this weekend even though I have no plans and I think most of my friend will be out of town. The cub are going to kick the Cardinals asses this weekend. Like it really matter, we have screwed up too much this season. BTW Wedding Crasher's is one fo the funniest movies I have ever seen. I am sure Brown's will be in the card's sometime this weekend. I will go hang with kyle. Go Cubs! Go Cubs!

Bartending at the HILTON

2005-08-04T12:50:00.000-07:00

Well tonight is my first night at the top of the Hilton. I am ready to make some dough. I dont know If I can handle those busy Friday and Saturday nights there. They get so busy that they never stop for a couple of hours straight. I am used to drinking and smoking while I bartend. This will be different. If I make a bunch of money that is all that matters. If anyone is out I will be there from 5-11. I make the strongest cocktails in town.

CRAZY IS HOW I FEEL TONIGHT

2005-08-02T22:34:00.000-07:00

I am really going nutz tonight. What to do with life, relationships, everything else. I am very confused right now. I dont know if this is normal for someone turning 30? Is it to early for a mid life crisis. It it is not I think I am going through one. Very hard to figure out. I think alcohol does not help much, just makes me think more. Oh well, I will figure it out eventually.

I am the best bartender in town

2005-07-31T19:51:00.000-07:00

Well, I started bartending saturday night at the bottom of the hilton. I did not have to be there until 11 so I stopped by the shamrock around 6 to have a beer with some friends, next thing you know it is 10:30. Bad move, I was hammered when I got there. Good thing it was not busy. I sobered up pretty quick but it was still not fun. I am looking forward to making some decent extra cash there. 29 days until I am an old man, over the hill, all washed up. I will be 30 soon, WOW that is old.

A weekend with no booze or golf.

2005-07-30T10:17:00.000-07:00

What i am supposed to do with myself. I did not drink last night. Went to the drive in to see Charlie and the Chocalate Factory. I was not very impressed. Tonight I have to bartend at the bottom of the Hilton. OH By the way. I dont think anybody reads this but I am going to be bartending at the top and bottom of the hilton. I will be the utility man and work wherever they need me. Should be fun and they make great money. Instead of spending all my money drinking. This has been a really long week, I slept until 12 today so I feel better. I get to go to Davenport IA Mon-Wed. That will suck. If anyone is going to be in the neighborhood stop by and see me. The do have a riverboat so maybe I will go gamble and become rich.

Bosses suck

2005-07-26T19:26:00.000-07:00

What a shitty start to the week. 10 hours in a conference room, then dinner with the bosses, then drinks with the bosses then bed. Wake up in the morning, breakfast with the bosses, more meetings, then golf outing with the bosses. I am so sick of hearing there rah rah go team shit I am about to puke. So I finally get rid of them and go to so NOMAR and if f*cking rains. What a great end to a couple of days.

The weekend is finally her

2005-07-22T14:27:00.000-07:00

I am so glad that the weekend is here. I need a break. I sure did act like all week was Friday with the amount that I drank this week. Oh well. One month until I turn 30. I am going to be a old man. That is scary. I am sure that I still wont act like it. I am forever young in my head. I spent most of my day putting together parts of last night in my head. Apparently i told Dana that I would go down on her in the bar since her husband wont do that. Oops forgot about that. Very classy of me. I hate when you cant rememember everything from the night before.

Going Crazy

2005-07-19T07:34:00.000-07:00

I think that I am going crazy, at least tonight is golf night and I will have a good time. Work sucks, Relationship sucks, no money. Hey things could not get better. I guess I will just live life day by day. I do have great friends and that is what keeps me going.

Monday at Brown's

2005-07-12T07:31:00.000-07:00

Another night of being bored and ending up at Brown's. Went downstairs to hang out with Monica and Bethany. I watched the Home run Derby it was pretty boring but better than sitting in my apt with the cats scratching myself. I need a hobby besides golf and drinking because they are both expensive. Maybe I will start to knit, I think girls would dig a guy who could knit them a sweater.