Irish Car Bombs, where did my FRiday go?????????

So Friday night kind of went like this. Paulener, jager bomb, Paulener, Paulener, jager, CAR BOMB, CAR BOMB, Paulener, Car Bomb, Corona, Car Bomb, Corona. Stumble Stumble all of the way home. Wow those things mess you up. I woke up Saturday morning on the couch and could not find my phone so I was freaking because I have 200 phone numbers in there and I know about 10 by heart. That thing is my work lifeline. I searched everywhere. I went and picked up The Cindy and so I could call my phone and it was behind the couch. Lord knows how it got back there because I remember drunk dialing when I got home. My crazy friend Shady is coming to town this Friday so it will probably be a repeat just with Patron instead of car bombs.