When will Chicago ever have a good sports team again?
The last bright spot in Chicago sport history besides the domination of the Bull's in the 90's was the super bowl shuffle bears. So it is frustrating being a die hard Chicago sports fan. I cant wait for one of these decades when the Cubs win the world series and The whole town of Chicago erupts in Celerbration, looting and violence. It will be such a grand scene. Remember when every year the Bull's won there would be riots. Think of all of the drunk cub fans celebrating. I would have to go to Chicago to witness this. I will probably be a grandfather by then. It will be another long football season of the Bears sucking. At least I have an exciting season of FIGURE SKATING to look forward too. It think that is what Sterno does when he keep talking about hockey. Watch out Brian Botano, her comes Sterno!
posted by jager Jeff at 2:32 PM
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You should find some gear and come out for the Thursday afternoon scrimmage. I'd be happy to show you how this "figure skater" can flip you head over heels. Bitch. ;)
I would mess you up like a Chinese laundry. I would do you worse then Polio..........
I'll see what I can do about finding you some gear for Thursday's game. Let me know what size your skates need to be, and I will take care of the rest.
I need size 18 skates and I will not need pads. I can use a broom as a stick. Oh wait that would be broom ball. Lets just play that instead.
How about some roller hockey instead? Got rollerblades? I'll let you use all of my equipment (I have spare gloves), and I'll give you a ten goal head start. Lets do this bitch.
Wow I must have pushed your button stern, you are getting so worked up. How about we have a Jager drinking contest.
OK...can we just call it a draw then?
hahahah...
I'll concede the fact that you would probably kick my ass in a jager contest, and you'll probably (hopefully you're in touch with reality) concede that I'd work you from one side of the ice to the other.
Shake? hehe...have a good one at your speed dating fiasco tonight.
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